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as you've probably realized, the name grandmaster sexy is a joke. You probably realize this because if you're wasting your time actually reading this you better know me or else you're to pathetic for words my friend. and if you know me you know that sexines is not exactly my forte (unless you have a fetish for ugly dudes who love comedy) so yeah if you came here looking for a sexy guy then I guess I've lured you into my trap and now you're stuck with me. too bad your loss, don't be so gullible next time. just because I advertise good looks on the screenname doesn't mean I have to deliver on that promise. this is america, I can decieve you any way i want to as long as you're not a woman or a minority, and I don't take your money. if you meet those conditions then yeah you can sue me.